Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Talking with T. Sean Collins
Earlier today in Bridgetown, Barbados, I met with Mr. T. Sean Collins. This interview took place at Trevor's Bar. Mr. Collins was a veteran from the Zombie War and before the war started, he lived a very good life. Before the war, he worked as a security guard for a wealthy celebrity. The wealthy celebrity had many friends like, a huge record mogul and a political comedy man. In order to prepare for the zombie attack, the wealthy man transformed his house into a safehouse, with food, water, wind turbines, solar panels, backup generators, giant fuel tanks, weapons, and several different barriers. He also had a webcast that went out to all the world 24/7. The weirdest moment for Mr. Collins was when he was watching the television and he saw himself watching the television. On the television was a live feed from Third Avenue in New York and Mr. Collins was watching people fight off the zombies by aiming at their heads. Just as Mr. Collins stopped watching the television, the alarm in the house went off. What he noticed was that there was hundreds of angry people who were mad at the celebrity for living in paradise. As they broke into the house, many of the celebrity's friends started firing at the innocent people. The house was then on fire, blood was all over, and bodies parts were on the ground. Mr. Collins ran for the beach, grabbed an expensive surfboard, and started to paddle away looking for a boat to take him away. I learned that people around the world are becoming more angry with the celebrities in the world because they have much protection from zombies and have much wealth. I would have liked to known what happened to the celebrity.
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I'm sorry to say that you are completely wrong. Zombies did not attack their house. This was clearly stated. The people that attacked the house were people that were furious about the rich man broadcasting the celebrities living in paradise. I would have been very mad to to see that broadcast. Mr. Collins was an interesting man who I would not want to not too closely, after all he is a mercenary.
Thank you Michael for pointing that out. I actually misinterpreted and misunderstood what Mr. Collins said, and this helps me clarify what actually happened. I have changed what was incorrect to correct. I also agree with you about the fact of meeting Mr. Collins. He seems like a dangerous man who could cause harm, without thinking twice.
I too am familar with Mr. T Sean Collins. The way I remeber the interveiw, he told me that it was not, in fact, zombies that were trying to raid the house. It was families and lower-class civilians who were simply seeking refuge from impending doom. Your blog also speaks of Mr. Collins taking shots at the attackers, this is also not true. He did not take any shots because he was hired to protect his client from the living dead, not scared citizens. He seemed like a great man.
Thank you for the effective criticism Brad. However, I would not like to meet Mr. Collins.
Well said. I do not think Mr. Collins expected to be attacked by angry citizens in the middle of the zombie outbreak. I was definitely surprised. Mr. Collins made the right decision by getting the heck out of that messy situation.
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